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I'm a lazy texter. I always read the messages and...
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That awkward moment when you realize you're...
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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
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"Children, there's a mistake in this number of the...
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When your parents threaten to take your cellphone:
nurinheyiiee: “I don’t fucking care” When they threaten to take your computer and internet… Didn’t know it will 1k+ notes! Thanks guise!
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mrs-caputo: this kid: why do black people get so tall? me: … I don’t know. Why? this kid: because they’re kneegrows
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yayhooooray asked: thnx for the follow. u hav a really cute blgo here. =)
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follower her :) →
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I like your blog♥
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promo for promo?
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REBLOG IF YOU NOW FOLLOW BACK .
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Having guy friends: no drama, no betrayal, no...
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"I'm so fat, I need to lose weight."
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Kapag naglalakad kayo tapos biglang sumigaw ang...
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My Childhood. "Bing and Bong"
jickajicka: furbexs: ejayyyy: “Bing and Bong, Bing and Bong, Bing and Bong There’s a tiny planet calling A new exciting day, and we’re on our way” I feel like crying I’m so happy this is on a dash ganda neto :) nakakmiss.
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If i wake up as a cat.
alexliciou-s: First, go back to sleep like a boss. After napping all day, i’d probably feast in a fancy manner. And maybe climb some shit. and do some trollin. and generally not give a fuck about anything ever again
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How to cheat like Mr.Bean
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I'm sure my pillow could be a hairstylist. I...
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